On this day in conspiracies

Alarmed that the family has not been seen (the elder Cäzilia missed church, the girl missed school, the post went uncollected), neighbors including Lorenz Schlittenbauer enter the farm. Four bodies are found in the barn, partly covered with hay and a door; the maid and the toddler Josef are found in their beds in the house.

Pravda announces that the case has been reviewed and the charges found to be fabricated: the doctors are innocent, their 'confessions' were obtained by 'impermissible' methods, meaning torture, and the survivors are released and rehabilitated. Lidiya Timashuk is stripped of the honors she had been given.

King is shot on the second-floor balcony of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis at about 6:01 p.m. and dies within the hour. A bundle containing a Remington .30-06 rifle with James Earl Ray's fingerprints is found in a doorway near the rooming house across the street.

The New England Journal of Medicine prints a short letter from Dr. Robert Ho Man Kwok describing numbness at the back of the neck, weakness, and palpitations after meals at American Chinese restaurants. Kwok floats several possible causes, including cooking wine, high sodium, and the MSG used in the food. The editors headline it 'Chinese-Restaurant Syndrome', and the name sticks far more firmly than any of Kwok's tentative explanations.

The third eclipse, again on Passover, is a brief total eclipse. Coverage increasingly pairs the prophecy with the plain astronomical explanation and notes that most of these eclipses are not visible from Israel.

Facebook discloses that the data of up to 87 million users may have been improperly shared with Cambridge Analytica, far above the firm's own claim of about 30 million. Roughly 70.6 million of the affected users were in the United States.

Indian intelligence passes Sri Lanka a specific warning of imminent attacks on churches, naming the local group and its leader. Further alerts follow in the days before Easter. The warnings are documented but not acted upon at the top of the security establishment.

At the UK government's daily briefing, NHS England national medical director Stephen Powis calls the 5G-coronavirus story 'complete and utter rubbish' and 'the worst kind of fake news,' stressing that mobile networks are vital infrastructure for the NHS and emergency services.

President Volodymyr Zelensky visits Bucha and calls the killings genocide. The same day, The New York Times and AFP publish satellite analyses showing the bodies had lain in the streets for weeks. Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov calls the scene a 'staged performance.'

The Constitutional Court unanimously upholds the impeachment and removes Yoon from office, finding the martial law declaration unconstitutional and its stated justifications, the election-fraud premise among them, unsupported.